The Snarky Card Chick Solicits The Old Guy

In my effort to tell the world about Snarky Cards, I’ve been soliciting bloggers online. In my search to find like minded people, I stumbled across Tongue In Check.

Mike is a lecherous old guy who tells great stories, posting them almost daily, alongside some soft porn -which I’m assuming he finds floating around on the internet… Although, he could have his own soft-porn studio at his house…

But it seems like if that was the case, he’d probably brag about it, and so far I haven’t seen any Porn-boasting. Mike was nice enough to Pimp My Shit on his blog. He can spin a pretty good yarn, and I liked the story, much as I like all of his stories. You should check him out, yo. It was pretty fucking cool of him.

It was also nice of all of his friends to languish over my boobs. They’re pretty fucking awesome(my boobs). And they help me sell my cards. I mean, you have no idea how much easier it is to approach strangers with a little nipple hanging out of my double D’s. They’re just so much more receptive to my Snarkiness when I wear the itty-bitty T-shirts.

As a tribute to Tongue In Check, I give you an extra picture of my delightful titts:

4 thoughts on “The Snarky Card Chick Solicits The Old Guy

  • December 5, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Wow, nice hooters.

    Hey, I am old. I can get away with saying that.

    It was a pleasure to pimp your stuff and I had fun doing it. Thanks for being a good sport!

  • December 17, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Lovely breastages. And fantabulous cards! There’s a plug coming your way lovely lady!

  • December 17, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Thanks Jenn! Your site is really rad too! I think it’s brave of you to process your shit on the internet. It’s good reading too! Thanks for the plug! Everyone should check it out:

  • December 17, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    Wooo hooo! Oldness and porn. I’m SO there. But here too…cuz there’s your boobs here.

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