The Infamous Kelly’s Olympian


For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Post Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs.

cute-boys-at-kellysThe last time I was at Kelly’s Olympian, I was so grateful to be there. People were happy to see me, and I was happy to be seen, having been stuck at home with a broken leg for the last three months. I met some cute drunk kids, who bought a lot of my cards. I was so happy that drunk people still dig my shit that I took their pictures. I don’t know their names, do you? Anyone who can name my cute drunk strangers gets a free Snarky Card.

drunk-snarky-card-chick-and-a-sweet-strangerAs you can see, I drank a bunch myself, and posed for my own picture with this other cute drunk girl. Can anyone tell me her name?

One thought on “The Infamous Kelly’s Olympian

  • February 19, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Thanks! Still one more teriffic entry, which is exactly why my partner and I returned to all your wordpress bog generally!!

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