For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Post Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs.
The last time I was at Kelly’s Olympian, I was so grateful to be there. People were happy to see me, and I was happy to be seen, having been stuck at home with a broken leg for the last three months. I met some cute drunk kids, who bought a lot of my cards. I was so happy that drunk people still dig my shit that I took their pictures. I don’t know their names, do you? Anyone who can name my cute drunk strangers gets a free Snarky Card.
As you can see, I drank a bunch myself, and posed for my own picture with this other cute drunk girl. Can anyone tell me her name?