For the last couple of days, I’ve had a Master Cold. It has been kicking my ass. In an effort to make myself “useful-while-sick” I’ve been traipsing the Internets, asking other bloggers if they wanna hook up. Thank God I’m an old slut, and therefore practiced at the come-on.
I found Fuck You, Penguin about five minutes ago. And I wanted to tell you about it. It will make you pee your pants. It’s almost as funny as my Snarky Cards!
