For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up.
Tonight I will be at The Baghdad Theater, with all of the other geeks in Portlandia, watching our favorite show, BattleStar Galactica, approach it’s demise. I’ll have new Cards with me, so hopefully after we all get our Dork on, you guys can use my Snark to get you some action.
If you like Bastarga, and you want to be in a theater full of other smart, hot people who dig it too, you’re in luck. Last time I went, it was totally fucking amazingly awesome. You’ll be happy you came.