I have a confession to make. I have been having a lot of sex with someone I like, who likes me.
I know. It sucks.
But I want to make a pledge to you, right now, internets, I pledge to you that despite my newfound sexual satisfaction, I will not become the annoying friend who forgets how hard it is to meet a nice guy. I will not forget that sometimes no matter how hard you try, you are a loser magnet. I will not forget that sometimes making out with 3 guys in one night or jacking off a stranger on the corner of 2nd and Ash just makes you feel like sexy-awesome!
I pledge to you that I will be the cool chick who accidentally got into a good relationship. And who knows? Maybe this guy will dick out like all the men before him. And I’ll be returned to the category where I belong: Sexy, Single and Slightly Pissed Off.
Until then: I give you hate-fucking: