A confession and a pledge

Dear Internets:

I have a confession to make. I have been having a lot of sex with someone I like, who likes me.

I know. It sucks.

But I want to make a pledge to you, right now, internets, I pledge to you that despite my newfound sexual satisfaction, I will not become the annoying friend who forgets how hard it is to meet a nice guy. I will not forget that sometimes no matter how hard you try, you are a loser magnet. I will not forget that sometimes making out with 3 guys in one night or jacking off a stranger on the corner of 2nd and Ash just makes you feel like sexy-awesome!

A Card For People In Relationships!
A Card For People In Relationships!

I pledge to you that I will be the cool chick who accidentally got into a good relationship. And who knows? Maybe this guy will dick out like all the men before him. And I’ll be returned to the category where I belong: Sexy, Single and Slightly Pissed Off.

Until then: I give you hate-fucking:

One thought on “A confession and a pledge

  • March 28, 2009 at 1:02 am
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    This card is hilarious! You rock!

    BTW, saw the link to your blog on Dan Christensen’s Twitter feed (Dan’s the PDX bus driver who loved your cards!)

    Keep up the good work, and I look forward to seeing your cards next time I’m in PDX!

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