I’m back from San Francisco, I have new Snarky Cards, and a new sense of my own worth. To quote Ani: There’s nothing like seeing your own history in the faces of your friends.
And speaking of friends, guess what? Bitch Magazine wrote about me! The heroes of my youth have found value in my work! I feel so fucking Validated!
So, for all you bitches out there, or bitch-lovers, get yer copy now. Not only will it Validate your taste in me, there’s some Important Vibrator Information in there as well.
And to celebrate my success, I’d like to help get your laid, with a new hitting-on-you card. I give you: The One Night Stand!
Because one of my goals with Snarky Cards is to help other people have more sex. Or more sex with better people. Or better sex with the same people. Or less sex with lame people. Whatever. It’s been really hard for me to nail down a business motto, because I want so many good things to happen to your genitals. So I hope you get laid, and I hope you get yer Bitch on.