One of my favorite Cards of all time is “I’m sorry I shit in your pants.” I know, it’s not poetry, but I love it. I’ve actually gotten into fights at the bar with people who thought that it was abstract. Fucking abstract?! Abstract is just a nice word for “pretty and meaningless”. And meaningless writing is worthless. I was so insulted. No, I made this card because I’m trying to start a revolution where people borrow each others pants, and then shit in them.
You might ask, why is the word shit all bubbly? Well, it’s a long story, but basically, a while ago, etsy (the nice website where you can buy my pretty cards) asked me to blot out the swears. And I couldn’t find another scan of this card. So, you are getting censorship. Which is not all that bad, you know. Censorship is American! Censorship is moral!
So, Internets, I hope you like my shitty revolution. I hope you find time, this week, to shit in a friends pants.