The Shitty Revolution

One of my favorite Cards of all time is “I’m sorry I shit in your pants.” I know, it’s not poetry, but I love it. I’ve actually gotten into fights at the bar with people who thought that it was abstract. Fucking abstract?! Abstract is just a nice word for “pretty and meaningless”. And meaningless writing is worthless. I was so insulted. No, I made this card because I’m trying to start a revolution where people borrow each others pants, and then shit in them.

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Buying the card is the first step.
Borrowing a friends pants is step #2
Step 3: Shit in them!

Revolt!

You might ask, why is the word shit all bubbly? Well, it’s a long story, but basically, a while ago, etsy (the nice website where you can buy my pretty cards) asked me to blot out the swears. And I couldn’t find another scan of this card. So, you are getting censorship. Which is not all that bad, you know. Censorship is American! Censorship is moral!

So, Internets, I hope you like my shitty revolution. I hope you find time, this week, to shit in a friends pants.

2 thoughts on “The Shitty Revolution

  • July 3, 2009 at 5:20 pm
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    One of my BEST friends borrowed her brand new boyfriends roommates pants and shit in them! She was working from home and really hating her job stress and working 20 hour days 7 days a week and completely miserable. I really really want to give her the card but I think that, even though roommate and boyfriend were cool about it, it would still upset her in a long term therapy sort of way. Maybe next time I see you with Bob (isn’t that your typewriter?) I’ll have you make a kinder gentler version, “so glad you quit that horrible pant shitting job and left that terrible soul sucking prick and are getting married to that dreamboat and pursuing your happiness. I’m thrilled to be making the dress!”

  • July 3, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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    I can totally make that card for you! Thanks for remembering Bob’s name. And I think I pissed the bed the last time I had a job and a boyfriend that I hated. Your body riots when you put pressure on it to do things that suck!
    I’m glad she’s not shitting her pants anymore either!

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