See? This will be your reward this weekend, for my hibernation. It's a pretty great prize, right?
Last Saturday I missed a kick-ass party because I’ve been in hibernation mode. I do that- I go out, out, out selling like crazy, and then, once I’ve sold everything I’ve got, I hide in my house, painting and typing for days, until I can’t stand myself anymore.
Then, forced outside, by my brokeness and my self-disgust, I thrust myself onto the public once again, offering Snarky Card, sage advice, and boob-a-licious laughter.
Right now, I’m at day 4 of the hibernating, and I’m starting to get a little sick of myself. Unfortunately, I haven’t finished my enormous card project (650 cards made by the end of the week!). By Thursday, I’ll release myself from the cave and unleash my wit on the world once again.
I think there will be much selling and merriment this weekend, I promise I’ll be out selling like crazy. Hopefully, I’ll be able to get my new cell phone online, and I’ll be able to twitter you fuckers about where I’ll be too! To tide you over, I’m giving you: Man-gina. For the boy in your life who whines like a little girl every time things don’t go his way!
I totally approve of the boob-a-liciousness!