I know it’s been a while since I bombarded you with my wit, and there’s a good reason for that. I have been working on getting my film “And Now Magically I’m Inside Of You” made. It’s actually not a movie, anymore. Now it’s a tv show. A tv show we’re going to put on The Internets. It’s going to be delicious, and me and Lindsie Reitz (local producer/photographer) are going to start filming it in 3-4 weeks. It’s pretty fucking funny. And it’s going to be a Choose Your Own Adventure! Television show.
Also: I think that there is a Snarky Card Documentary in the works. This will consist of me, my cards and my boobs being followed around by a camera crew, and then edited down to the funniest 8 minutes of tape, for your viewing pleasure. Getting all this stuff off the ground has been distracting. I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring you, Internets. I promise, as things start sparking up, I’ll keep you better informed.
All of this film junk doesn’t mean that I’ll be giving up on Snarky Cards, I’m going to try to do both for a while. And to prove my commitment to you, I give you: My Happy Place! A card for boys to give girls, (or girls to give girls) whose Snatches they dig. I hope you like it!