Alisa Is A Sexy TV Writer Now


I know it’s been a while since I bombarded you with my wit, and there’s a good reason for that. I have been working on getting my film “And Now Magically I’m Inside Of You” made. It’s actually not a movie, anymore. Now it’s a tv show. A tv show we’re going to put on The Internets. It’s going to be delicious, and me and Lindsie Reitz (local producer/photographer) are going to start filming it in 3-4 weeks. It’s pretty fucking funny. And it’s going to be a Choose Your Own Adventure! Television show.

Boobs and Box, like I promise you'll see out in Portlandia!
Boobs and Box, like I promise you'll see in the documentary!!

Also: I think that there is a Snarky Card Documentary in the works. This will consist of me, my cards and my boobs being followed around by a camera crew, and then edited down to the funniest 8 minutes of tape, for your viewing pleasure. Getting all this stuff off the ground has been distracting. I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring you, Internets. I promise, as things start sparking up, I’ll keep you better informed.

your-pussy-is-my-happy-place-longAll of this film junk doesn’t mean that I’ll be giving up on Snarky Cards, I’m going to try to do both for a while. And to prove my commitment to you, I give you: My Happy Place! A card for boys to give girls, (or girls to give girls) whose Snatches they dig. I hope you like it!

2 thoughts on “Alisa Is A Sexy TV Writer Now

  • August 6, 2009 at 5:47 am

    OMG – I absolutely love that card! But could you make one for a girl to give to a guy? Kinda like “Your dick is my happy stick…” or something like that? Cause that would be awesome!

  • August 10, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Yes I can! I’ll have it out this week! Would you like to meet me at one of the shows I’m doing to pick it up?

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