As some of you already know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up.
$30 at Rock 'n' Rose!
Some of you may remember that I promised you Snarky Card Paintings. And I delivered. You can now purchase these lovely paintings at for $30 each at Rock ‘n’ Rose! It’s an awesome store at 616 E Burnside, in Portland, Oregon. They specialize in Vintage Clothes, but they also have kick-ass jewelry, belt buckles (A Pac-Man belt buckle! Seriously.), and new clothes by local designers. Rock ‘n’ Rose kicks ass, and they have been kind enough to carry my First! Ever! Snarky Paintings in their store.
The painful Vagina! $30 at Rock'n'Rose!
If you don’t live in Portland, and you’d like some of these delightful paintings, you can still buy them. Feel free to call or email Rock ‘n’ Rose to ask them about shipping!
As you can see, I took a few of my most popular cards, and put them on Canvass. I hope you are pleased. They look ok, right?
Wouldn't this make you feel better, if you saw it on your wall everyday? Only $30
The thing is; paintings are different. They’re bigger! And they’re art, so they’re permanant, so I made a Snarky Painting that’s never been a card: The A-hole Mirror. I get that this shit will go on your wall, and I wanted you to have something nice to say to yourself over and over again.
It's nice right? I can live with being a Huge Bitch if I'm loved.
I really liked making these paintings.
And I’d really like to sell them, so I can justify making more. So, whether it’s a birthday, an anniversary, or just a treat for yourself; you need a Snarky Painting, and you can’t figure out how you lived your life without one for this long!
My mirror really is an asshole…
xo
Alisa – these are AMAZING!!! I absolutely love your cards. I came across them browsing on Etsy. Can’t wait to order some…just have to decide which ones!