For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up.
For the last two days, I’ve been selling Snarky Cards in Seattle’s bars. And it’s been really awesome!
But more about that later, right now I wanna tell you about tomorrow. I’m catching a train back to Portland in a few hours, and I’ll be up all night, to make some blank cards for tomorrow’s Crafty Wonderland! At the Doug-fir!
I’ll be there, with Bob -my Smith Carona typewriter not be racist or anything, it’s just everyone always wants to know what kind of typewriter he is, so I feel like I should just say it straight out – and blank cards, and my witt, to bring you custom cards for your fucked up personal relationships. I’ll help you break-up, make-up, comfort somone in their time of bad sexual experience, or tell your child that you wish they were a different person. Ok, just kidding. I would never help a parent express disappointment. That would be mean. But the other stuff I’ll do!
So, if you’re in Portland tomorrow, come to the Doug Fir! And get your awesome on!