I don’t judge mommies, Jill! It’s totally reasonable that you wanted to keep it, when you got knocked up. One of my best friends has kids, and two of my other best friends are getting baby-hungry, and I’m totally respectful of their baby-dreams. I totally respect your right to Not Abort.
I just don’t want being a Mommy to make you stop drinking or being the hilariously evil bitch that your friends fell in love with.
Children should not make a bitch go all suburban-house-wife-creepy-no-fun-chick. You know? Clearly, you get this. Your love of me implies that you are still fun, and porbably a loud-mouth bitch, and possibly a drunk.
In conclusion: I wasn’t talking about you! You’re still cool!
this is so damn funny
super alisa
you rock.
even tho i am a mommy.
I don’t judge mommies, Jill! It’s totally reasonable that you wanted to keep it, when you got knocked up. One of my best friends has kids, and two of my other best friends are getting baby-hungry, and I’m totally respectful of their baby-dreams. I totally respect your right to Not Abort.
I just don’t want being a Mommy to make you stop drinking or being the hilariously evil bitch that your friends fell in love with.
Children should not make a bitch go all suburban-house-wife-creepy-no-fun-chick. You know? Clearly, you get this. Your love of me implies that you are still fun, and porbably a loud-mouth bitch, and possibly a drunk.
In conclusion: I wasn’t talking about you! You’re still cool!