Craft Shows and Betsy The Great

bob1For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up.

There are a lot of sexy pictures that I will be slowly supplying you with, internet, which were taken last Thursday night, (by my Dickleganger! Ammon!) while I was at Radish Underground, selling and typing my cards as I usually do on First Thursdays.

nipple shot? 2Recently, I’ve made a decision about doing Craft Shows. Which is to say, I’m not going to do it anymore. Or, at least, I’m not going to do it as often as I used to, because I don’t make that much money at these shows. And I’m working on getting more shwag together, Snarky Magnets, and Snarky T-Shirts are going to happen in the next couple of months, but until I have some higher priced items (and a credit card machine), I’m not going to make much more than the booth fee at these shows. So, no craft shows for Snarky Cards for a while. Except for First Thursdays at Radish Underground. Which is an event that is largely populated by my friends. And they don’t charge me money to show up.

The Bitches Rock! Celeste and Gina, of Radish were joined by Pam (owner of Frances May), Alyson (owner of Frank James), and the Marjorie (Portland Mercury fashion goddess).
The Bitches Rock! Celeste and Gina, of Radish were joined by Pam (owner of Frances May), Alyson (owner of Frank James), and the Marjorie (Portland Mercury fashion goddess).

So, every first Thursday you can find me and Bob, making you custom cards that should get you laid, or help you stop sleeping with the wrong person. There’s always sexy liquor and sexy clothes, hot boys and girls with funny things to say and we’re not above showing a little nipple now and again. Although, when I say we, I mean me. So, you would probably only get two nipples maximum. Which is a pretty good deal if you aren’t expecting any nipple, I think.

betsy's boobs on my boobsThis last Thursday was awesome. Betsy The Great was there, with her new designs. And they’re getting funkier and bigger, and sexier. As you can see, the great big boob necklace is amazing!

Alisa and Betsy the Greatalisa boobs and betsy the greatIt was really fun to see Betsy again, she’s so busy, and I’m so busy, we never hang out anymore. It was fun catching up. It turns out we’re still hot, hilarious bitches who make cool shit. That was reassuring to find out! Snarky Cards and Betsy and Iya Designs are still at Radish Underground waiting for you to come in and claim them as your awesome reward for getting through the year.

Thanks for letting me tell you my news about Craft Shows! To ease the blow I’ve got a new painting for your veiwing and buying pleasure! Now available on etsy! I hope you dig it!

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