New Snarky Cards for you!

snarky picMy name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs.  They will crack you the fuck up.
I’m in Seattle still, selling my wares up and down Pike Street. My favorite bars in Seattle so far are: The Wildrose, The Comet and Moe’s.  So, if you’re in town tonight, and you want some Snark, stop by Pike Street, and I can hook it up!



In the meantime, I’ve got these new Snarky Cards on my website, for your pleasure!

When you get a good blow job, you should reward the giver of the good blow job. YOu need to encourage that sort of behavior. So I’ve made you this card so that you can reward the person who sucks your cock better than anyone ever thought possible. I hope it gets you some more good head.


big boobsI have amazing tits.

Anyone who’s ever met me knows this. Because I usually wear clothes that show off my 6 inches of cleavage. I love it when someone can’t stop staring at them. I love that people squeal and talk about them, and stare and get distracted. I love my boobs. And I think that everyone else should love them too.

So, this card is for anyone who has ever loved a rack the way I love mine. Or the way that I think everyone should love mine.

I hope you like it. And I hope you use it to honor the tits that rule your life.

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