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you should make a card that says: Dear (blank) I’m horny for you. Sincerely (blank) I apologise if you’ve already thought of it and made it. I wouldn’t be suprised. Just recently found your glorious work, huge fan, love it. Thank you for being you.
I don’t think I have anything exactly like that. But I can whip something up if you like! So you just want:
Dear___________________
I’m horny for you
Sincerely,
________________
Right?
Or what about:
Dear_________________
I’m totally hot for you!
Let’s have some sexy time!
Sincerely,
___________________
I’ll make ‘em both, and start selling them tonight. They’ll probably make their way online in a month or so. If you want me to mail them to you, go ahead and email me at snarkycardsatgmaildotcom.
Thanks for digging my shit!
I don’t think I have anything exactly like that. But I can whip something up if you like! So you just want:
Dear___________________
I’m horny for you
Sincerely,
________________
Right?
Or what about:
Dear_________________
I’m totally hot for you!
Let’s have some sexy time!
Sincerely,
___________________
I’ll make ‘em both, and start selling them tonight. They’ll probably make their way online in a month or so. If you want me to mail them to you, go ahead and email me at snarkycardsatgmaildotcom.
Thanks for digging my shit!