3 thoughts on “Tonight i’m selling in SF!

  • February 27, 2010 at 4:39 pm
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    you should make a card that says: Dear (blank) I’m horny for you. Sincerely (blank) I apologise if you’ve already thought of it and made it. I wouldn’t be suprised. Just recently found your glorious work, huge fan, love it. Thank you for being you.

  • March 1, 2010 at 1:29 pm
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    I don’t think I have anything exactly like that. But I can whip something up if you like! So you just want:
    Dear___________________
    I’m horny for you
    Sincerely,
    ________________
    Right?
    Or what about:
    Dear_________________
    I’m totally hot for you!
    Let’s have some sexy time!
    Sincerely,
    ___________________
    I’ll make ’em both, and start selling them tonight. They’ll probably make their way online in a month or so. If you want me to mail them to you, go ahead and email me at snarkycardsatgmaildotcom.
    Thanks for digging my shit!

  • June 4, 2010 at 1:57 am
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    I don’t think I have anything exactly like that. But I can whip something up if you like! So you just want:
    Dear___________________
    I’m horny for you
    Sincerely,
    ________________
    Right?
    Or what about:
    Dear_________________
    I’m totally hot for you!
    Let’s have some sexy time!
    Sincerely,
    ___________________
    I’ll make ’em both, and start selling them tonight. They’ll probably make their way online in a month or so. If you want me to mail them to you, go ahead and email me at snarkycardsatgmaildotcom.
    Thanks for digging my shit!

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