I know it’s been a long time since I wrote to you. I’ll catch you up in a day or two. A lot of stuff has been going on in my life, and in Snarky Cards. For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up.
Tomorrow, I’ll be debuting Snarky Underwear at Cafe Nell’s 2nd Annual Clam Bake! Snarky Undies will be available on the internets on Monday. You can get your first look at Snarky Undies, while eating some great food, and dancing yer ass off, with some sexy people, one of which will be our illustrious mayor, Sam Adams! Some of you may remember that The Chapman Swifts are one of my favorite bands. They have been broken up for the last year, to my chagrin, but they’re back together, tomorrow for this party. You will rock out. I always feel better, after I’ve heard them play. I love this band and you will too.
I’ll be there with my typewriter, and my Amazing Ass Wear, typing and drinking and laughing. It’s $14 for dinner, and all proceeds go to Basic Rights Oregon, and Q Center, two totally awesome Gay Rights Groups.
Please come and party with me, and celebrate my success, as well as Cafe Nell’s and let’s please all flirt with the Mayor! He’s adorable and gay. I’m gonna try to get him to motorboat me! The party jumps off at 3pm and we’ll fighting for our rights until 10. Cafe Nell is located at NW 20th and Kearney. I hope to see you all there!