Dear Internets,
I totally went out selling tonight! For the first time since I broke my leg, I went out and sold my Snarky Cards, in bars, from a box that hung beneath my boobs! Like a grown-up!
And it was awesome! I have a lot of new Mothers Day cards, which people got really into! And I made enough money to buy myself groceries!
I was on my feet, selling my art for three hours! My leg hurt like a bitch. I probably 
smoked too many cigarettes, and drank too much whiskey, trying to deal with the pain. Colin kept reminding me that I I’m still taking Oxycodone, and my liver doesn’t need any more grief.
I used my cane, and it didn’t stop people from taking my sexy seriously. And it didn’t drive anyone to give me pity-face, which I hate.
I may not be able to move tomorrow, but after a few more days rest, I think I’ll be able to do it again. In the meantime, I used my haul to buy all of the ingredients for Bacon-Avacado Sandwiches! I will be recovering from my night of Art Prostitution in comfort and deliciousness!
Love,
Alisa
