I know it’s hard out there for white guys right now. Your privilege means that you’ve never had to worry that you won’t get the job you want because of the color of your skin or the person you date.
Basically, your pale dick ensures that someone will be happy to help you. I’m not saying you don’t have problems. What I’m saying is, there’s no large group of people trying to actively keep you from pursuing your dreams of being alive, having a job, falling in love, getting married and living indoors.
Where-as, people of color, women and gays all DO have a large group of people cock-blocking (if you’ll forgive the term) us from reaching those incredible, high-falutin’ dreams. Mostly, that big group of people cock-blocking us is you guys.
And now, we’re talking about how hard that can be. And so white guys are having a harder time being blatantly racist and stuff. They have to apologise now, and pretend to care about other people’s feelings and struggles. Which, I feel like, has led to a rise in white guy whining. Or whinge-ing as the English say.
This comic and card is for you guys.