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Vagina Feelings

I feel really validated by the fact that Dr. Mc Steamy from “Doctors who cry in Seattle” (also known as Grey’s Anatomy) is having this very same epiphany right now about his penis. Continue reading

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Snarky Cards and Tour De Fat!

Tour De Fat was amazing. It was so amazing, I’m writing about it right now, instead of having sex right now. Which I totally could be doing. With a cute boy. Who is totally waiting for me in bed. So, … Continue reading

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I heart Zeitgeist!

I just had a marvelous time at Zeitgeist! It’s the best bar in the mission! They love my cards, and I love them. Jonathan -some cute boy, who apparently “promotes porn”, which sounds kind of retarded to me, don’t all boys … Continue reading

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Super-Alisa and Snarky Cards Go To San Francisco

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Here’s one of my new favorites: Happy … Continue reading

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Superalisa Gets Some Portland Style

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading

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I heart Eugene!

As some of you may know, I’m Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last week, … Continue reading

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San Jose, Stephanie and The Snarky Card Report

Tomorrow, or later on today, I’m going to have Passover, which I do, every year in Santa Clara, California, with Dori and the family I knit together from nothing, when I found myself all alone, at 22. This afternoon my … Continue reading

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