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Author Archives: Alisa Starr
Bringing sexy back
Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I whine about it all the time. And in this entry, I’m going to whine about it some more. Breaking your … Continue reading
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Sharing Mothers Day
Dear Internets, The relationship between you and your Mom is usually really complicated. I mean, serial killers and rapists usually have crazy Mom issues, right? So, it’s complicated. And if you get it wrong, it goes really wrong. I am … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, Mother's Day, My Shitty Childhood, Snarky Cards
Tagged abusive mom, Abusive Mother, Angry Mother's Day Cards, Christmas Cards, Fake Mom's, friendship, hilarious cards, kindness, Love, mean cards, Mean Cards for Mom's, Mean Mother's Day Cards, mother's day, shitty childhood, Snarky Cards, snarky Mother's Day Cards, substitute mom's
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Back On The Streets Again!
Dear Internets, I totally went out selling tonight! For the first time since I broke my leg, I went out and sold my Snarky Cards, in bars, from a box that hung beneath my boobs! Like a grown-up! And it … Continue reading
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Saving SuperAlisa!
Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading
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The Island
Dear Internets, After a break-up, I almost always regret having anything to do with my lover at all. I wish a lot of things. Like that they had never been born. Or I had never been stupid enough to fall … Continue reading
Internet Work
Dear Internets, I’m still working on the next installment of the story of my broken leg. However, while I haven’t been able to walk for the last 6 weeks, I’ve been able to Internet. So, I’ve been updating my etsy … Continue reading
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Steps Of Doom
Dear Internets, Last month, on Seattle’s first night of snowfall, I found this snowman waiting for me at the bus stop as I was heading out to sell. I completely ignored this creepy, retarded, omen of danger. I sell Snarky … Continue reading
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Tagged ambulance chubbies, broken leg, Homoasis, hospitals, Joy, psychic feelings, Seattle, Seattle snow, sister, Snarky Cards, Steps of Doom
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seamlessly
Dear Internets, I seem to have seamlessly slipped into my new life. I’ve been volunteering at Twilight Artist Collective, and this week, Joy and I saw the Muppets movie together. We texted Stephenie, because he loves the muppets more … Continue reading
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Tagged 22 doors, Alisa Starr, Alisa Starr comedy, Christmas Snarky Cards, emotional honesty, friendship, janis from The Muppets, Joy Shumaker, Miss Piggy, Molly Ringwald, nerve, New Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards discount, Snarky Paintings, Spoken Word Night at 22 doors, the muppets movie, Twilight Artist Collective
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Seattle, Finally
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. And 2 weeks ago, I moved from Portland to Seattle. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also … Continue reading
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Yelp!
Dear Internets, This is Claire, Snarky Card office bitch. Did you know that some fabulous people made a Yelp for Snarky Cards?! Neither did we! How exciting. Now everyone who loves Snarky Cards and likes to have opinions about things … Continue reading
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