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Category Archives: Alisa has feelings
Bad Hands!
Dear Internets, As of today, I’ve dyed, painted and typed 55,100 cards. And now my hands are going on strike. About 3 weeks ago, I realized I was having a hard time typing. And putting on my socks. And holding … Continue reading
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Do you like, like me?
Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out selling my cards in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs, I don’t take them very seriously, and … Continue reading
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Fuck Nice Guys!
Dear Internets, I used to like jerks. Well, it wasn’t so much that I liked jerks. It was like I was addicted to jerks. Mean guys, who liked me and despised me simultaneously. I found their contempt-crush fascinating! And I … Continue reading
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Snarky Cards Hits The Trailer Park
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them online. And in stores. And in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They say hilarious things about fucking. They … Continue reading
Snarky Christmas Cards are Here!
Dear Internets, This year I’ve outdone myself. I learned how to paint new Christmas things! And I re-wrote my entire Christmas line. AND I’ve been so organized, that all of my stores will have a full set of Christmas Cards … Continue reading
Lillian
Dear Internets, Arlette’s Mom has been sick for the last 9 months. And I wanted to spend some time with her. So, after my brother’s wedding, in August, I went to see her. It was a hot car ride from … Continue reading
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Cards For Shannon
Dear Internets, My little sister, Shannon, is a lesbian. I went through a dating girls period in my early 20′s. I always felt guilty for not choosing women. They’re the obvious choice. They’re better than men. They’re smarter than men. … Continue reading
Life Begins Again
Dear Internets, Two weeks ago, my brother got married, in LA. After I went to the wedding, I stopped by Arlette’s. Her Mom’s been sick. I love her Mom. So, I spent a few days hanging out with the two … Continue reading
Make my cunt sing
Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I whine about it all the time. And in this entry, I’m going to whine about it some more. Breaking your … Continue reading
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Sharing Mothers Day
Dear Internets, The relationship between you and your Mom is usually really complicated. I mean, serial killers and rapists usually have crazy Mom issues, right? So, it’s complicated. And if you get it wrong, it goes really wrong. I am … Continue reading
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