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Category Archives: Alisa has feelings
Christmas Ass
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the … Continue reading
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They say horrible things and will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from … Continue reading
I know it’s hard, but only you can do it
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Last week I ran out of cards, so I spent the better … Continue reading
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Swimming
Dear Internets, As some of you know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Which are huge. So is my … Continue reading
Babies
Dear Internets, As some of you know, today I turned 31. And today Snarky Cards is 3. And I’ve been having a lot of mental anguish over my family. So, it’s been hard to convince myself to celebrate my birth, … Continue reading
Bill Carter is a genius
Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading
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Vagina Feelings
I feel really validated by the fact that Dr. Mc Steamy from “Doctors who cry in Seattle” (also known as Grey’s Anatomy) is having this very same epiphany right now about his penis. Continue reading
Fenbi Finally
I am a woman of many talents… Or at least, that’s what my friend Sheila told me last night. I kinda knew that before she said it. I mean, I know I’m charismatic. And, of course, very beautiful. Although, I … Continue reading
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