Do you like, like me?

Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out

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Make my cunt sing

Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I

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Saving SuperAlisa!

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of

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Bikini Creature Beach Feature Rocks!

Dear Internets,     For those of you who don’t know, I’m Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest

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