Category Archives: Hot Sexy Time!

The Snarky Card Chick Gets Her Nerd On

Posted on February 27, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Tonight I will be at … Continue reading →

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Stephanie: everyone’s favorite little brother

Posted on February 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. People always wanna know where I get my sense of humor from, which is a stupid question from … Continue reading →

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Posted on January 24, 2009 by Alisa Starr

In case you don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Post Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Although, lately I’ve been home sick. For the … Continue reading →

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Knocking you Up!

Posted on January 21, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years. Continue reading →

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The Bicycle Circus

Posted on January 20, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I joined a circus once. I needed a ride, and it was going my way, and Kaytea was in it, so she introduced me and I worked really hard and they fed me whiskey and kept me dirty and at … Continue reading →

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Fenbi Show: Inauguration Day @ the Ash Street Saloon!

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

So come and celebrate this new world where our President is black and smart, and not a jackal-sell-out; by getting wasted and dancing your asses off while cute boys sing you some Rock ‘n’ Roll. Continue reading →

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I’m sorry I stole your bike

Posted on December 19, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Yesterday, Crystal and Clinton both wrote about me in their blogs. They told you to check me out. My name’s Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs … Continue reading →

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Sexual Inspiration!

Posted on December 17, 2008 by Alisa Starr

And here’s the thing: I am weirdly turned on! I want to see where the tattoo peeking out of his shirt collar originates. I want to share chronic fatigue stories with him as he rubs testosterone replacement cream into my labia (seriously, that’s where it goes). We went to lunch. And the ending of that story, dear readers might be the best part of all. But that’s for another day. Continue reading →

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The Snarky Card Chick Goes Back To The Bar!

Posted on December 13, 2008 by Alisa Starr

So, if you want some good drinking, and good music and some Snarky Cards, come on down! Continue reading →

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The Holiday Snarky Cards Are Here!

Posted on November 20, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Now you can reject your family, embrace a better one, and make your friends feel anti-semitic for not remembering your religion. Continue reading →

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