Category Archives: It Happened In My Vagina

Happy VD!

Dear Internets, I had a fantabulous time at Radish Underground, Friday night. We made a lot of custom cards. And I think I outdid myself. Betsy the Great was there, making custom jewelry. And the red dress that Celeste made … Continue reading

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Sex and Pretty Red Dresses!

Dear Internets: I owe you an apology. I love you, internets, and I have neglected you. I just, you know, put it off for a long time, and then I ended up in a shame-spiral, and it got kinda out … Continue reading

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Fuck you and Your Fucking Feelings

Last week, I had the option of moving back to California, or up to Seattle. I mean, I have the option all the time, but last week it looked like a really attractive, viable solution to a real problem I … Continue reading

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Craft Shows and Betsy The Great

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. … Continue reading

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Extra Large Rejection

My name is Alisa Starr. I made Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also sell them online. And in stores. You can find them all over … Continue reading

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New Snarky Christmas Cards!

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Usually, I sell my wares in Portland. But … Continue reading

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New Snarky Cards for you!

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs.  They will crack you the fuck up. I’m in Seattle still, selling my wares … Continue reading

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Seattle: Totally Dig It

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Usually I sell them in Portland bars. … Continue reading

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More Vagina for Your Wall!

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I usually sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. However, I haven’t been to the … Continue reading

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Dear________ Happy Divorce! No…

Dear________ Happy Divorce! Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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