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Category Archives: It Happened In My Vagina
My Valentines Day
Dear Internets, Last night’s Valentines Day was really fun. I made cards, and people laughed, and I got to show off my pretty new red dress (pictures pending). Claire came to hang out with me during and after the show. … Continue reading
Happy VD!
Dear Internets, I had a fantabulous time at Radish Underground, Friday night. We made a lot of custom cards. And I think I outdid myself. Betsy the Great was there, making custom jewelry. And the red dress that Celeste made … Continue reading
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Sex and Pretty Red Dresses!
Dear Internets: I owe you an apology. I love you, internets, and I have neglected you. I just, you know, put it off for a long time, and then I ended up in a shame-spiral, and it got kinda out … Continue reading
Fuck you and Your Fucking Feelings
Last week, I had the option of moving back to California, or up to Seattle. I mean, I have the option all the time, but last week it looked like a really attractive, viable solution to a real problem I … Continue reading
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Craft Shows and Betsy The Great
For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. … Continue reading
Extra Large Rejection
My name is Alisa Starr. I made Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also sell them online. And in stores. You can find them all over … Continue reading
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New Snarky Christmas Cards!
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Usually, I sell my wares in Portland. But … Continue reading
New Snarky Cards for you!
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. I’m in Seattle still, selling my wares … Continue reading
More Vagina for Your Wall!
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I usually sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. However, I haven’t been to the … Continue reading