Category Archives: It Happened In My Vagina

Dear________ Happy Divorce! Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

I’m selling Snarky Cards tonight! @ Zeitgeist, in the Mission from 6pm-8pm! Come and get it San Francisco!

Get yer custom Snarky Cards at Voodoo Doughtnut Too! Bands, booze, boobs and Snarky Cards! 1501 N.E. Davis St. from 3-7pm!

You make love like an animal! (A *jellyfish) Sincerely, *Afterwards I have to pee on myself to get the sting out http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Snarky Paintings are now at Rock’n’Rose! See pics @ http://www.superalisa.com or in person at Rock’n’Rose 616 E Burnside, Portland, OR

Dear __________ Wanna watch Battlestar Galactica and Frack? Sincerely, _______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! Get yer nerd on.

Dear________ I’m your bartender, not your bitch. So go fuck yourself. Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

Dear Thanks for re-affirming my need for therapy! Let’s not have sex again, Kay? Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Dear ________ Thank God your cunt is tight enough for me to justify falling in love with you! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Dear __________ Sorry, dude, but your Mom wanted it. (Because she’s a whore) Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com