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Category Archives: New Cards
Fuck Nice Guys!
Dear Internets, I used to like jerks. Well, it wasn’t so much that I liked jerks. It was like I was addicted to jerks. Mean guys, who liked me and despised me simultaneously. I found their contempt-crush fascinating! And I … Continue reading
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Snarky Cards Hits The Trailer Park
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them online. And in stores. And in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They say hilarious things about fucking. They … Continue reading
Snarky Christmas Cards are Here!
Dear Internets, This year I’ve outdone myself. I learned how to paint new Christmas things! And I re-wrote my entire Christmas line. AND I’ve been so organized, that all of my stores will have a full set of Christmas Cards … Continue reading
Cards For Shannon
Dear Internets, My little sister, Shannon, is a lesbian. I went through a dating girls period in my early 20′s. I always felt guilty for not choosing women. They’re the obvious choice. They’re better than men. They’re smarter than men. … Continue reading
Life Begins Again
Dear Internets, Two weeks ago, my brother got married, in LA. After I went to the wedding, I stopped by Arlette’s. Her Mom’s been sick. I love her Mom. So, I spent a few days hanging out with the two … Continue reading
Make my cunt sing
Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I whine about it all the time. And in this entry, I’m going to whine about it some more. Breaking your … Continue reading
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The Island
Dear Internets, After a break-up, I almost always regret having anything to do with my lover at all. I wish a lot of things. Like that they had never been born. Or I had never been stupid enough to fall … Continue reading
Internet Work
Dear Internets, I’m still working on the next installment of the story of my broken leg. However, while I haven’t been able to walk for the last 6 weeks, I’ve been able to Internet. So, I’ve been updating my etsy … Continue reading
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seamlessly
Dear Internets, I seem to have seamlessly slipped into my new life. I’ve been volunteering at Twilight Artist Collective, and this week, Joy and I saw the Muppets movie together. We texted Stephenie, because he loves the muppets more … Continue reading
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Red Light’s Naked Shopping Party: A Great Way to Celebrate Jesus
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This Sunday, Red Light Clothing … Continue reading
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