Snarky Holiday Cards Are Here!

Dear Internets, Holiday cards are here! You can hella buy them online, at my etsy shop! Or at any fine

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Fuck Nice Guys!

Dear Internets, I used to like jerks. Well, it wasn’t so much that I liked jerks. It was like I

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Make my cunt sing

Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I

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