Category Archives: New Cards

Tonight i’m selling in SF!

Tonight I’m selling Snarky Cards @ zeitgeist in the mission!

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Alisa Twatted for you:

I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at…

I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi’s show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future!

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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Dear_____________ Get fucked c…

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin’ Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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Waterfront Fun and Ivy Ross!

For those of you who don’t know, I’m Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Today … Continue reading

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Room-mates

In my long and interesting life, I have had 41 room-mates. I’ve liked about 5 of them. Most of them I don’t talk to anymore. Most of them were psychos. You know room-mates: they keep you up at night with … Continue reading

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The Hot Blind Guy

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last week I went out … Continue reading

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Obama-Rama: Super-Alisa Gets all Political On Your Ass

Last night I watched the Obama speech. I was painting my cards, and my room-mate and I listened together as he explained what he’s going to do. Occasionally, I shouted things like “Finally!” And “Ohmygod!” It was kind of like … Continue reading

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Chance Of Rain: Coolest of The Cool

I stopped by Chance Of Rain today and restocked their Snarky Card Stash. So all of you Southeast Portlanders, get on over there to get your The Economy Sucks! Cards. They’ve extended their hours for Winter, because they know that … Continue reading

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