Category Archives: New Cards

Alisa Starr: Luddite, Complainer and general Pain In The Ass

Posted on February 23, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. This is my website, where I write about Snarky Cards, and my life selling them. I hope I … Continue reading →

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V-Day

Posted on February 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards, brutally honest greeting cards. These cards are rad. They will crack you the fuck up. Everyone always says to me: You must do so well with your Snarky Cards … Continue reading →

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“Without abject suffering I wouldn’t know what to do with myself.”

Posted on February 4, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Remember when Lizzie used to say that if she ever had a baby she’d call it Gargonzola? Continue reading →

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Knocking you Up!

Posted on January 21, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years. Continue reading →

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The Bicycle Circus

Posted on January 20, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I joined a circus once. I needed a ride, and it was going my way, and Kaytea was in it, so she introduced me and I worked really hard and they fed me whiskey and kept me dirty and at … Continue reading →

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Fenbi Show: Inauguration Day @ the Ash Street Saloon!

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

So come and celebrate this new world where our President is black and smart, and not a jackal-sell-out; by getting wasted and dancing your asses off while cute boys sing you some Rock ‘n’ Roll. Continue reading →

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History Beats The Fuck Out Of Doubt

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’ve been trying to figure out why I started selling Snarky Cards in the first place. Thankfully, Arlette is sensible and kind. “Because you’re good at it.” She said in between bites of Ole Dirty Bastard (Voodoo Doughnuts completed her Portland experience). “Are you sure I’m not just trying to make up for a shitty childhood?” I asked. “Nope. You like people. And you’re selling your art.” Continue reading →

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I like you so much better than my real friends!

Posted on December 20, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Guns For Babies was an Art Support Group. There were about a dozen of us Babies, and we met once a week, to make art and talk shit, and try make each other pee our pants from laughter. We were for trading guns for babies. We were for giving babies guns. We were, however, firmly against bullets. Most of us still are. Continue reading →

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I’m sorry I stole your bike

Posted on December 19, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Yesterday, Crystal and Clinton both wrote about me in their blogs. They told you to check me out. My name’s Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs … Continue reading →

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Sexual Inspiration!

Posted on December 17, 2008 by Alisa Starr

And here’s the thing: I am weirdly turned on! I want to see where the tattoo peeking out of his shirt collar originates. I want to share chronic fatigue stories with him as he rubs testosterone replacement cream into my labia (seriously, that’s where it goes). We went to lunch. And the ending of that story, dear readers might be the best part of all. But that’s for another day. Continue reading →

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