Category Archives: New Cards

I like you so much better than my real friends!

Posted on December 20, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Guns For Babies was an Art Support Group. There were about a dozen of us Babies, and we met once a week, to make art and talk shit, and try make each other pee our pants from laughter. We were for trading guns for babies. We were for giving babies guns. We were, however, firmly against bullets. Most of us still are. Continue reading →

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I’m sorry I stole your bike

Posted on December 19, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Yesterday, Crystal and Clinton both wrote about me in their blogs. They told you to check me out. My name’s Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs … Continue reading →

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Sexual Inspiration!

Posted on December 17, 2008 by Alisa Starr

And here’s the thing: I am weirdly turned on! I want to see where the tattoo peeking out of his shirt collar originates. I want to share chronic fatigue stories with him as he rubs testosterone replacement cream into my labia (seriously, that’s where it goes). We went to lunch. And the ending of that story, dear readers might be the best part of all. But that’s for another day. Continue reading →

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The Snarky Card Chick Goes Back To The Bar!

Posted on December 13, 2008 by Alisa Starr

So, if you want some good drinking, and good music and some Snarky Cards, come on down! Continue reading →

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The Holiday Snarky Cards Are Here!

Posted on November 20, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Now you can reject your family, embrace a better one, and make your friends feel anti-semitic for not remembering your religion. Continue reading →

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Granny Panties Craft Bazaar!

Posted on November 19, 2008 by Alisa Starr

I’m going to be selling at the Granny Panties Bazaar! It’s on Saturday, November 29th, 2008 at Victory!, which is a bar in SE Portland: 37th and SE Division. The bazaar will be going down from 11am-4pm. So even if … Continue reading →

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Grendle’s, Yummy Soup and Snark-tastic Holiday Cards!

Posted on November 16, 2008 by Alisa Starr

I am really lucky. My friend, Ivy Ross rode her bike across town on Thursday to get me money from Grendel’s coffee shop and to get Grendle’s more Snarky Cards. They are now the 2nd place in Portland where you … Continue reading →

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Snarky Holiday Cards and Yummy Pastries

Posted on November 15, 2008 by Alisa Starr

The Snarky Holiday Cards are in! Yup, your friendly neighborhood bakery, Sweetness Cafe, now has Snarky Holiday Cards! That’s right! Now you can send delightful missives hand-painted and crafted to your loved ones, explaining that you’d rather drink and have … Continue reading →

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The Snarky Card Chick Breaks Her Leg

Posted on November 13, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Dear_______________________________

Over the last several months, rather than saving my extra money for plane fare home, I have squandered all of it on beer. Unfortunately this means I won’t be coming home for the holidays.

I love and miss you all very much, I just love beer more.

Merry Christmas!

Love,___________________________________ Continue reading →

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