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Category Archives: Notes From Strangers
Word of The Day: Non-Sequitur
Today I was supposed to go hang out with Betsy and we were going to work on our Art together. She makes sexy jewelry. But we were on opposite schedules. I was up and raring to go around 5pm. And … Continue reading
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Tagged artists, best friends, Betsy, Betsy and Iya's Jewelry, Cheese, Dating, dating people who don't like you, high school, jewelry, Love, movie theater, movie theater sex, New Snarky Cards, non-sequitur, Obama, sex contests, sex in a public place, sexually adventerous, Snarky Cards, Stimulus Package, weed
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An Accident And An Aftermath
A month or so ago, I got this story from Annie, about her life and my Snarky Cards, and their intersection. It’s a pretty awesome story, and it comes with pictures! I hope you like it as much as I … Continue reading
Posted in Notes From Strangers, Uncategorized
Tagged car crash, Dating, family, Hawthorne Cutlery, Holidays, in-laws, John Crichton, Koipod, Love, romance, Sex, Snarky Cards, Stalking
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I’m sorry I stole your bike
Yesterday, Crystal and Clinton both wrote about me in their blogs. They told you to check me out. My name’s Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs … Continue reading
Sexual Inspiration!
And here’s the thing: I am weirdly turned on! I want to see where the tattoo peeking out of his shirt collar originates. I want to share chronic fatigue stories with him as he rubs testosterone replacement cream into my labia (seriously, that’s where it goes). We went to lunch. And the ending of that story, dear readers might be the best part of all. But that’s for another day. Continue reading
The Holiday Snarky Cards Are Here!
Now you can reject your family, embrace a better one, and make your friends feel anti-semitic for not remembering your religion. Continue reading
Posted in Hot Sexy Time!, New Cards, Notes From Strangers
Tagged Christmas Cards, Hanukkah, New Cards, Snarky Cards
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Vibrators and Marketing Plans
It’s the kind of stuff that you buy when you’re gonna romance yourself, you know? Well, sans the vibrators, I mean Wickedly Chic doesn’t feature vibrators, because it’s all independent artists and I love art, and I love independence but I think I value my whoo-haa too much to go out and buy a vibrator somebody made in their garage. I would however, buy soap someone made in their kitchen. I’d also like to get myself in the mood with a Cranberry Cobbler candle. Continue reading