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Category Archives: Place I’ll be
Internet Work
Dear Internets, I’m still working on the next installment of the story of my broken leg. However, while I haven’t been able to walk for the last 6 weeks, I’ve been able to Internet. So, I’ve been updating my etsy … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, New Cards, Place I'll be, Snarky Cards
Tagged angry cards, asshole cards, Dating, dumping cards, fucked up cards, fucking cards, Fundraiser, hilarious cards, i think you're funny, I wish you were cooler, Love, New Snarky Cards, New Snarky Cards on Etsy, Saving Super Alisa, Sex, Sexy Cards, sexy time, Snarky Card Chick, Snarky Cards, Waid's
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seamlessly
Dear Internets, I seem to have seamlessly slipped into my new life. I’ve been volunteering at Twilight Artist Collective, and this week, Joy and I saw the Muppets movie together. We texted Stephenie, because he loves the muppets more … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, New Cards, Place I'll be, Snarky Cards, Stories from The Bar
Tagged 22 doors, Alisa Starr, Alisa Starr comedy, Christmas Snarky Cards, emotional honesty, friendship, janis from The Muppets, Joy Shumaker, Miss Piggy, Molly Ringwald, nerve, New Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards discount, Snarky Paintings, Spoken Word Night at 22 doors, the muppets movie, Twilight Artist Collective
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Share The Love
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. And I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. As some of you … Continue reading
My Fucking Feelings
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, It Happened In My Vagina, Place I'll be, Places We Love, Snarky Cards
Tagged addicted to dating assholes, Alisa Starr, Arlette, Arlette Saves The Day, bars, Beauty and The Beast, break-up, broken-hearted, Daddy Complex, Dating, dating assholes, fuck break-up, Hair Dye, identity shift, intuition, Karate, kindness, Love, low dating esteem, low self esteem, Magnum, New Cards, New Snarky Cards, psychic, self doubt, Sex, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, typewriter, Veronica Mars, whiskey
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Red Light’s Naked Shopping Party: A Great Way to Celebrate Jesus
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This Sunday, Red Light Clothing … Continue reading
Posted in New Cards, Place I'll be, Snarky Cards
Tagged bad sexual decisions, boobs, Custom Snarky Cards!, Fuck you and your fucking feelings, Hilarious, loud-mouth bitches, Meet Super-Alisa!, Naked Shopping, Naked Shopping Party, New Snarky Cards, Red Light Clothing Exchange, Red Light Naked, sex abuse, sexy, Snarky Cards, Snarky Underwear, Snarky Undies, Superalisa, typewriter
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I heart Muu-Muu’s
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. And I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
Cafe Nell Party!
Dear Internets, I know it’s been a long time since I wrote to you. I’ll catch you up in a day or two. A lot of stuff has been going on in my life, and in Snarky Cards. For those … Continue reading
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Tagged Cafe Nell, Chapman Swifts, mayor Sam Adams, New Snarky Cards, party, Sam Adams, sexy dance party, Snarky Cards, Snarky Undies
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Art Prostitution at it’s best
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Like tonight, for instance, I went selling at The Sidestreet, and The … Continue reading
Posted in New Cards, Place I'll be, Snarky Cards, Stories from The Bar
Tagged art prostitution, bar life, Bar Selling, Dating, Love, relief, Snarky Cards, Superalisa
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Passover!
Dear Internets, I’m back in San Francisco! The land of awesome. I spent last night celebrating my friend Emily’s birthday, and then I went out selling. I hit up the Elbow Room, which was a bust. I sold a few … Continue reading
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Tagged Chick Rock, Christianity, friendship, Jewishness, loe, Mission District, passover, religion is weird, San Francisco, Zeitgeist
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Super-Alisa and Snarky Cards Go To San Francisco
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Here’s one of my new favorites: Happy … Continue reading