Category Archives: Place I’ll be

Superalisa Gets Some Portland Style

Posted on September 17, 2009 by admin

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading →

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Waterfront Fun and Ivy Ross!

Posted on August 15, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I’m Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Today … Continue reading →

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Booth Life

Posted on June 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For the last two weekends, I have been at the Portland Rose Festival, typing my ass off out in the hot sun, trying to sell my Snarky Cards to the general, family-having public. I have a hard time when I … Continue reading →

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Covered in Paint, For You

Posted on May 21, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I woke up covered in paint. It’s fucking everywhere. My arms, my legs, my boobs, my face, my neck. I look like I lost a fight with a box of Crayola. Which, for the record, I didn’t. I was just … Continue reading →

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Room-mates

Posted on March 26, 2009 by Alisa Starr

In my long and interesting life, I have had 41 room-mates. I’ve liked about 5 of them. Most of them I don’t talk to anymore. Most of them were psychos. You know room-mates: they keep you up at night with … Continue reading →

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Battlestar Galactica and Freaky Furry Friends

Posted on February 13, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Tonight I’m going to go watch one of the last last episodes of Battlestar Gallactica on the big screen. I’ll bring my Snarky Cards out with me, and my cleavage, but my first priority is to find out how the … Continue reading →

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The Trouble with you is you got no romance in your pants!

Posted on February 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

- 21 Jump Street For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them at bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They’ll crack you the fuck up. If you … Continue reading →

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Posted on January 24, 2009 by Alisa Starr

In case you don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Post Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Although, lately I’ve been home sick. For the … Continue reading →

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The Bicycle Circus

Posted on January 20, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I joined a circus once. I needed a ride, and it was going my way, and Kaytea was in it, so she introduced me and I worked really hard and they fed me whiskey and kept me dirty and at … Continue reading →

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Fenbi Show: Inauguration Day @ the Ash Street Saloon!

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

So come and celebrate this new world where our President is black and smart, and not a jackal-sell-out; by getting wasted and dancing your asses off while cute boys sing you some Rock ‘n’ Roll. Continue reading →

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