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Category Archives: Places We Love
My Fucking Feelings
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
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Tagged addicted to dating assholes, Alisa Starr, Arlette, Arlette Saves The Day, bars, Beauty and The Beast, break-up, broken-hearted, Daddy Complex, Dating, dating assholes, fuck break-up, Hair Dye, identity shift, intuition, Karate, kindness, Love, low dating esteem, low self esteem, Magnum, New Cards, New Snarky Cards, psychic, self doubt, Sex, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, typewriter, Veronica Mars, whiskey
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Emerald Petals
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I sell them from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. I also have them … Continue reading
Posted in New Cards, Places We Love, Snarky Cards
Tagged cacti, Dead Grandma, dirt, Emerald Petals, fresh flowers, gardening, Grams, greenhouses, Love, Mississippi, nature, New Snarky Cards, portland cacti, portland flower shop, portland flowers, prickly plants, Snarky Cards, the plant room, the work of love, tulips
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I heart Muu-Muu’s
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. And I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They say horrible things and will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from … Continue reading
An Ode To San Francisco
For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. … Continue reading
The Dickleganger and First Thursday Delights
For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the … Continue reading
Posted in Places We Love, Snarky Cards, Uncategorized
Tagged Ammon, Brother West, Celeste, Dating, dickleganger, First Thursday, Gina, New Snarky Cards, Radish Underground, Sex, Snarky Cards, Spencer, spunky, swimming, therapy, Vagina Spiders
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Life, as usual
I love KT. And it was really good to see her this week. I drank too much, and I smoked too much, and I spent more money than I meant to, but KT is my family. And getting wasted with … Continue reading
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Tagged Hilarious, humor, KT Snarky Cards, Love, New Snarky Cards, Pile-On's, The Mountain
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Booth Life
For the last two weekends, I have been at the Portland Rose Festival, typing my ass off out in the hot sun, trying to sell my Snarky Cards to the general, family-having public. I have a hard time when I … Continue reading
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Tagged Bitching, Christopher Bibby, Co-workers, Craft Fairs, Jackie Imdahl, KVetching, Merritt, PDX Soft Goods, Portland Craft Fairs, Portland Craft Scene, Sark, Scrumptious Soaps, Snarky Cards, Succulent WIld Woman, The Magic Bullet, The Portland Rose Festival
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Monday
Tonight my leg hurt again. I danced my ass off to Fenbi twice last week, and my poor leg couldn’t handle all of the joy. So I was using the crutch, which always makes me feel sorry for myself. It … Continue reading
V-Day
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards, brutally honest greeting cards. These cards are rad. They will crack you the fuck up. Everyone always says to me: You must do so well with your Snarky Cards … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Carolla, bartenders, books, broken leg, bullshit holiday, crazy tattoos, Dating, depression, high school, hugging, Ireland, kindness, Love, pos-break-up hook up, Sex, shrink, Snarky Cards, The Aalto, The Triple Nickel, therapy, Valentines Day
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