Category Archives: Places We Love

The Bicycle Circus

Posted on January 20, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I joined a circus once. I needed a ride, and it was going my way, and Kaytea was in it, so she introduced me and I worked really hard and they fed me whiskey and kept me dirty and at … Continue reading →

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Fenbi Show: Inauguration Day @ the Ash Street Saloon!

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

So come and celebrate this new world where our President is black and smart, and not a jackal-sell-out; by getting wasted and dancing your asses off while cute boys sing you some Rock ‘n’ Roll. Continue reading →

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History Beats The Fuck Out Of Doubt

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’ve been trying to figure out why I started selling Snarky Cards in the first place. Thankfully, Arlette is sensible and kind. “Because you’re good at it.” She said in between bites of Ole Dirty Bastard (Voodoo Doughnuts completed her Portland experience). “Are you sure I’m not just trying to make up for a shitty childhood?” I asked. “Nope. You like people. And you’re selling your art.” Continue reading →

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Sexual Inspiration!

Posted on December 17, 2008 by Alisa Starr

And here’s the thing: I am weirdly turned on! I want to see where the tattoo peeking out of his shirt collar originates. I want to share chronic fatigue stories with him as he rubs testosterone replacement cream into my labia (seriously, that’s where it goes). We went to lunch. And the ending of that story, dear readers might be the best part of all. But that’s for another day. Continue reading →

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Granny Panties Craft Bazaar!

Posted on November 19, 2008 by Alisa Starr

I’m going to be selling at the Granny Panties Bazaar! It’s on Saturday, November 29th, 2008 at Victory!, which is a bar in SE Portland: 37th and SE Division. The bazaar will be going down from 11am-4pm. So even if … Continue reading →

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Vibrators and Marketing Plans

Posted on November 16, 2008 by Alisa Starr

It’s the kind of stuff that you buy when you’re gonna romance yourself, you know? Well, sans the vibrators, I mean Wickedly Chic doesn’t feature vibrators, because it’s all independent artists and I love art, and I love independence but I think I value my whoo-haa too much to go out and buy a vibrator somebody made in their garage. I would however, buy soap someone made in their kitchen. I’d also like to get myself in the mood with a Cranberry Cobbler candle. Continue reading →

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Grendle’s, Yummy Soup and Snark-tastic Holiday Cards!

Posted on November 16, 2008 by Alisa Starr

I am really lucky. My friend, Ivy Ross rode her bike across town on Thursday to get me money from Grendel’s coffee shop and to get Grendle’s more Snarky Cards. They are now the 2nd place in Portland where you … Continue reading →

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Snarky Holiday Cards and Yummy Pastries

Posted on November 15, 2008 by Alisa Starr

The Snarky Holiday Cards are in! Yup, your friendly neighborhood bakery, Sweetness Cafe, now has Snarky Holiday Cards! That’s right! Now you can send delightful missives hand-painted and crafted to your loved ones, explaining that you’d rather drink and have … Continue reading →

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