Category Archives: Skanky Skanky Web-Slut!

The Facebook Guide (better living through internet)

Posted on March 1, 2009 by Alisa Starr

That’s right. There’s a fucking Facebook guide! It’s on The Internets, and it’s written by this Hot Internet Genius named Sugarrae. She’s a gun for hire to help you build your web business. And she is smart and funny and … Continue reading →

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I’m sorry I stole your bike

Posted on December 19, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Yesterday, Crystal and Clinton both wrote about me in their blogs. They told you to check me out. My name’s Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs … Continue reading →

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Sexual Inspiration!

Posted on December 17, 2008 by Alisa Starr

And here’s the thing: I am weirdly turned on! I want to see where the tattoo peeking out of his shirt collar originates. I want to share chronic fatigue stories with him as he rubs testosterone replacement cream into my labia (seriously, that’s where it goes). We went to lunch. And the ending of that story, dear readers might be the best part of all. But that’s for another day. Continue reading →

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The Snarky Card Chick Solicits The Old Guy

Posted on December 5, 2008 by Alisa Starr

In my effort to tell the world about Snarky Cards, I’ve been soliciting bloggers online. In my search to find like minded people, I stumbled across Tongue In Check. Mike is a lecherous old guy who tells great stories, posting … Continue reading →

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Vibrators and Marketing Plans

Posted on November 16, 2008 by Alisa Starr

It’s the kind of stuff that you buy when you’re gonna romance yourself, you know? Well, sans the vibrators, I mean Wickedly Chic doesn’t feature vibrators, because it’s all independent artists and I love art, and I love independence but I think I value my whoo-haa too much to go out and buy a vibrator somebody made in their garage. I would however, buy soap someone made in their kitchen. I’d also like to get myself in the mood with a Cranberry Cobbler candle. Continue reading →

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Grendle’s, Yummy Soup and Snark-tastic Holiday Cards!

Posted on November 16, 2008 by Alisa Starr

I am really lucky. My friend, Ivy Ross rode her bike across town on Thursday to get me money from Grendel’s coffee shop and to get Grendle’s more Snarky Cards. They are now the 2nd place in Portland where you … Continue reading →

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