Sexual Inspiration!

And here’s the thing: I am weirdly turned on! I want to see where the tattoo peeking out of his shirt collar originates. I want to share chronic fatigue stories with him as he rubs testosterone replacement cream into my labia (seriously, that’s where it goes). We went to lunch. And the ending of that story, dear readers might be the best part of all. But that’s for another day.

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Vibrators and Marketing Plans

It’s the kind of stuff that you buy when you’re gonna romance yourself, you know? Well, sans the vibrators, I mean Wickedly Chic doesn’t feature vibrators, because it’s all independent artists and I love art, and I love independence but I think I value my whoo-haa too much to go out and buy a vibrator somebody made in their garage. I would however, buy soap someone made in their kitchen. I’d also like to get myself in the mood with a Cranberry Cobbler candle.

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