Snarky Card Commercials!!! And Contest!

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a

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Snarky Cards: Saving The World One Fucked Up Relationship At A Time!

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them online, and in

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Sometimes My Vagina Haunts Me

Dear Internets, A few days ago, I realized that some of my old lovers have become my facebook friends. And

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Fuck Nice Guys!

Dear Internets, I used to like jerks. Well, it wasn’t so much that I liked jerks. It was like I

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seamlessly

  Dear Internets, I seem to have seamlessly slipped into my new life. I’ve been volunteering at Twilight Artist Collective,

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What’s Going On

I grew up in a Christian Church, you might have heard of them, they’re called the Baptists. My parents practiced a different kind of Christianity at home. I may have mentioned to you before, my parents are demon-hunters, and God speaks to my Mother on the phone. Which are both things that Baptists don’t get with. So Jon and Sherri (said parents) were in the closet about their freaky form of Christianity until 4-5 years ago. When they came out of their Crazy Christian Cult Closet, their church promptly kicked them out. I’m pretty sure that they’ve actually been kicked out of a few churches since they came out. But they’re worried I’ll make fun of them, so they don’t keep me that informed these days. They’re probably right.

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