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Fuck You Bird Flu!

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading

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Crafty Wonderland!

For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading

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Arlette Rocks!

For those of you who don’t know; my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading

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I heart Zeitgeist!

I just had a marvelous time at Zeitgeist! It’s the best bar in the mission! They love my cards, and I love them. Jonathan -some cute boy, who apparently “promotes porn”, which sounds kind of retarded to me, don’t all boys … Continue reading

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The Paintings Are Here!

As some of you already know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. … Continue reading

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The Dickleganger and First Thursday Delights

For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the … Continue reading

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Free Booze + Sexy Typewriter

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading

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I heart Eugene!

As some of you may know, I’m Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last week, … Continue reading

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Waterfront Fun and Ivy Ross!

For those of you who don’t know, I’m Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Today … Continue reading

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Reading Frenzy & Snarky Cards & Boneshaker: An Orgy For The Ages!

For those of you who don’t know: I’m Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. And … Continue reading

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