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Klowns from KT

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Last week, when KT was here, she convinced me to call The Bicycle Circus and offer them a place to stay. And by “convinced” I mean she said “Hey! Call Laird, and tell him the circus can stay on your … Continue reading →

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Alisa Is A Sexy TV Writer Now

Posted on August 5, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dude, I know it’s been a while since I bombarded you with my wit, and there’s a good reason for that. I have been working on getting my film “And Now Magically I’m Inside Of You” made. It’s actually not … Continue reading →

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Life, as usual

Posted on August 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I love KT. And it was really good to see her this week. I drank too much, and I smoked too much, and I spent more money than I meant to, but KT is my family. And getting wasted with … Continue reading →

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Heatwave

Posted on July 28, 2009 by Alisa Starr

The heat is killing me. For you lucky fuckers who do not reside in Portland, Oregon, our city is having the heat-wave of a lifetime. I mean, this whole summer’s been super fucking hot, but today it was unbearable.100 fucking … Continue reading →

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Hibernation

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Last Saturday I missed a kick-ass party because I’ve been in hibernation mode. I do that- I go out, out, out selling like crazy, and then, once I’ve sold everything I’ve got, I hide in my house, painting and typing … Continue reading →

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Welcome Genie’s Cafe!

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Snarky Cards are now available in Genie’s Cafe! Which, if you don’t know, is a delicious breakfast/lunch cafe on Division, in SE Portland. It’s the best place to drink before noon in town! And now, while you’re revving your alcoholic … Continue reading →

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My Fake Mom

Posted on July 15, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who didn’t know, last week I turned 30. I am pretty stoked about the new decade. Usually I get nervous about my birthday; and for good reason. Every year, I become a totally new person. It’s … Continue reading →

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Super-Alisa Is Born!

Posted on July 4, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Today, Snarky Cards is 2 years old, and I’m 30 years old. I’ve been slinging my shit around town, for the last two years. On July 4th, 2007, I didn’t have a job, and I walked out of my house, … Continue reading →

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First Thursday!

Posted on July 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know: I’m Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. And you can see me tomorrow at Tender Loving Empire for First Thursday! There will be bands galore! And lots of … Continue reading →

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The Shitty Revolution

Posted on June 30, 2009 by Alisa Starr

One of my favorite Cards of all time is “I’m sorry I shit in your pants.” I know, it’s not poetry, but I love it. I’ve actually gotten into fights at the bar with people who thought that it was … Continue reading →

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