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Happy Wedding!!!!!!

September 16, 2015 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa Starr, Brutally Honest Greeting Cards, Gay, gay wedding card, gay weddings, gay weddings rock, happy wedding, Love, New Cards, New Snarky Cards, Sexy Cards, Snarky Cards, sports needs to be more gay, Superalisa, vagina

Dear Internets, Now that “the gays” are allowed to get married, I totally care about weddings. Straight people get weird

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Happy Divorce!!! May the blow-jobs now be plentiful in your life!

April 16, 2015 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa Starr, Alisa Starr Rocks, better blow jobs, Blow Job Cards, blow jobs, Divorce Cards, Feminist Porn, happy divorce, Happy Divorce Cards, Kitty Striker, Kitty Striker Rocks, Snarky Cards, unhinge, Unhinge Your Jaw

Dear Internets, Here are some rad Snarky Cards, I wrote. The first one, I wrote a few years ago. It

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When I’m sad, I ask my Gay TV Moms for help. You can too!

March 23, 2015March 23, 2015 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa loves her gays, Alisa Starr, Gay, gay=awesome, I love gay stuff, New Snarky Cards, Rosie O Donnell, Snarky Cards, The Fosters

Dear Internets, I’ve been re-calibrating. I moved again. It was a sudden, frightening, jarring move. But I moved into an

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Snarky Card Commercials!!! And Contest!

October 13, 2014October 14, 2014 Alisa Starr 0 Comments $10 Snarky Card Purchase!, al-anon, alcoholics, alcoholics sucks, Alisa has feelings, Alisa Starr, Alisa Starr has feelings, Ani Difranco, art life, art prostitute, charisma, co-depence, co-dependency, commercials, Dead Grandma, Dead Grandma's, depression, Etsy Snarky Card, Goddesses, Hilarious, If He Tries Anything, Interviews, Lilian, Praying to the goddesses, Real Job, Sexy Cards, Sexy Coupon, sexy time, snarky, snarky card coupon, Snarky Card Etsy Coupon, Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards Commercial, Snarky Cards Commercials, snarky commercials, suck it, the Old Broad's, youtube commercials

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a

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Sometimes My Vagina Haunts Me

October 18, 2013October 18, 2013 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa Starr, brutally honest, Brutally Honest Greeting Cards, Dating, friend cards, fuck, fucking, Funny, funny cards, Happy Birthday!, happy divorce, hate cards, Hilarious, humor, humour, Love, love cock, mature, my fears, New Snarky Cards, pussy, rejection, Sex, sexy, Sexy Cards, sexycards, single, snarklandia, snarky, Snarky Card App for Android, Snarky Card Chick, Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards App, Snarky Cards you can text, snarkycard, snarkycards, stupid shit you say, The Ex Island, throbbing cock, weird cards, wet pussy

Dear Internets, A few days ago, I realized that some of my old lovers have become my facebook friends. And

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The Snarky Card App Is Here! The Snarky Card App is Here!

October 17, 2013 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa Starr, Brutally Honest Greeting Cards, Dating, download, friendship, Hilarious, Seattle, sexy, Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards App

Dear Internets, The App IS HERE! The App IS HERE! Download it now, in Google Play for $1.99 and you

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Fuck Nice Guys!

January 21, 2013January 21, 2013 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa Starr, Alisa Starr Likes Nice Guys, Dirty Valentines Day Cards, Fuck Valentines Day, Fucking Greeting Cards, Fucking Valentines Day, Fucking you senseless, Greeting Cards with Fuck in them, I like fucking nice guys, Sexy Cards, Snarky Cards, The Unicorn, Valentines Day

Dear Internets, I used to like jerks. Well, it wasn’t so much that I liked jerks. It was like I

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Snarky Cards Hits The Trailer Park

December 30, 2012 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa Starr, Georgetown Trailer Park, Georgetown Trailer Park Mall, Hilarious, motor-boat, Motorboat, Snarky Cards, Snarky Christmas Cards

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them online. And

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Saving SuperAlisa!

March 14, 2012March 14, 2012 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa Starr, angry cards, asking for help, bars, broken leg, Brutally Honest Greeting Cards, Carly, Christmas Snarky Cards, cripple, cripple shit, doctors and nurses, doctors and nurses party, fear of painkillers, friendship, fucked up cards, fucking cards, funny cards, Hilarious, hilarious cards, Joy, loud-mouth bitches, mean cards, Meet Super-Alisa!, New Snarky Cards, save super-alisa fund-raiser!, save superalisa, scary cards, Seattle, Seattle friends, sister, sisters painkillers, snarky, Snarky Cards, snarky cards fundraiser, snarky cards party, Snarky Paintings, Superalisa, superalisa party, Timmy, Trevor

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of

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seamlessly

December 7, 2011 Alisa Starr 0 Comments 22 doors, Alisa Starr, Alisa Starr comedy, Christmas Snarky Cards, emotional honesty, friendship, janis from The Muppets, Joy Shumaker, Miss Piggy, Molly Ringwald, nerve, New Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards discount, Snarky Paintings, Spoken Word Night at 22 doors, the muppets movie, Twilight Artist Collective

  Dear Internets, I seem to have seamlessly slipped into my new life. I’ve been volunteering at Twilight Artist Collective,

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