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Make my cunt sing
Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I whine about it all the time. And in this entry, I’m going to whine about it some more. Breaking your … Continue reading
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Saving SuperAlisa!
Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading
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The Island
Dear Internets, After a break-up, I almost always regret having anything to do with my lover at all. I wish a lot of things. Like that they had never been born. Or I had never been stupid enough to fall … Continue reading
Internet Work
Dear Internets, I’m still working on the next installment of the story of my broken leg. However, while I haven’t been able to walk for the last 6 weeks, I’ve been able to Internet. So, I’ve been updating my etsy … Continue reading
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