Tag Archives: Arlette

Seattle, Finally

Posted on December 3, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. And 2 weeks ago, I moved from Portland to Seattle. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also … Continue reading →

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Pantslock Rocks!

Posted on July 27, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you know, My name is Alisa Starr. And I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading →

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My Fucking Feelings

Posted on July 10, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading →

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Trading Towns

Posted on May 9, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets,    As you may know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Mostly, … Continue reading →

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I heart Muu-Muu’s

Posted on April 1, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. And I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading →

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Arlette Rocks!

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know; my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading →

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History Beats The Fuck Out Of Doubt

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’ve been trying to figure out why I started selling Snarky Cards in the first place. Thankfully, Arlette is sensible and kind. “Because you’re good at it.” She said in between bites of Ole Dirty Bastard (Voodoo Doughnuts completed her Portland experience). “Are you sure I’m not just trying to make up for a shitty childhood?” I asked. “Nope. You like people. And you’re selling your art.” Continue reading →

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I’m sorry I stole your bike

Posted on December 19, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Yesterday, Crystal and Clinton both wrote about me in their blogs. They told you to check me out. My name’s Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs … Continue reading →

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