Saving SuperAlisa!

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of

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My Fucking Feelings

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally

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Knocking you Up!

I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years.

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