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Saving SuperAlisa!
Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading
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My Fucking Feelings
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
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Tagged addicted to dating assholes, Alisa Starr, Arlette, Arlette Saves The Day, bars, Beauty and The Beast, break-up, broken-hearted, Daddy Complex, Dating, dating assholes, fuck break-up, Hair Dye, identity shift, intuition, Karate, kindness, Love, low dating esteem, low self esteem, Magnum, New Cards, New Snarky Cards, psychic, self doubt, Sex, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, typewriter, Veronica Mars, whiskey
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Trading Towns
Dear Internets, As you may know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Mostly, … Continue reading
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Tagged abandonment issues, Arlette, Artwalk in Seattle, Bar Fun, bars, boobs, Capital Hill, Dating, Joy, Joy Shumaker, Love, moving, Portland, romance, Seattle, Selling Snarky Cards, Sex, Snarky Cards, Snarky Paintings, Twilight Art, Twilight Artist Collective, typewriter
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Snarky Cards and Tour De Fat!
Tour De Fat was amazing. It was so amazing, I’m writing about it right now, instead of having sex right now. Which I totally could be doing. With a cute boy. Who is totally waiting for me in bed. So, … Continue reading
Knocking you Up!
I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years. Continue reading
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Tagged babies, bars, Berbati's Pan, body, dancing, Fenbi, Jaeger, Love, pregnancy, Sex, Snarky Cards, The Ash Street Saloon, whiskey
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The Snarky Card Chick Goes Back To The Bar!
So, if you want some good drinking, and good music and some Snarky Cards, come on down! Continue reading
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Tagged Bar Fun, bars, Beer, broken leg, Crazy Bikes, crutch, gimp, New Cards, sexy, Snarky Cards, The Chapman Swifts, Trixie
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Granny Panties Craft Bazaar!
I’m going to be selling at the Granny Panties Bazaar! It’s on Saturday, November 29th, 2008 at Victory!, which is a bar in SE Portland: 37th and SE Division. The bazaar will be going down from 11am-4pm. So even if … Continue reading
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