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Tag Archives: Battlestar Galactica
Wet Dreams about Canadia
Oh my god, I woke up this morning, and realized that I’d been having crazy sleep orgasms over Ian Tracey. This shouldn’t be a huge surprise, given that I’ve been watching Intelligence over and over again for the last two … Continue reading
The Snarky Card Chick Gets Her Nerd On
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Tonight I will be at … Continue reading
Posted in Hot Sexy Time!
Tagged Battlestar Galactica, Doing It, New Cards, Sex Robots, Snarky Cards, Starbuck, The Baghdad Theater
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“It’s called friendship. It’s like therapy for poor people.” -Without a Trace
Friday night I went to the Battlestar Galactica showing at The Baghdad Theater, with my Snarky Cards in tow. It was packed. And it was fun. Cort and Fatboy -the radio guys who threw this gig together- announced a couple … Continue reading
Posted in Stories from The Bar, Uncategorized
Tagged Battlestar Galactica, broken leg, Cort and Fatboy, Dorks, friendship, Geeks, Hippy Shit, Invisible Robot Sex, Jake, Kelly's Olympian, Nerd Sex, Nerd-gasm, Pam and Lindsey, Portland Icon, Robot Sex, Seattle, Shit On Your Coffee Table, Snarky Cards, Space Monkey Coffee, The Universe, Viagra, VooDoo Doughnuts, wheelchair
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Battlestar Galactica and Freaky Furry Friends
Tonight I’m going to go watch one of the last last episodes of Battlestar Gallactica on the big screen. I’ll bring my Snarky Cards out with me, and my cleavage, but my first priority is to find out how the … Continue reading