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Snarky Paintings are now at Rock’n’Rose! See pics @ http://www.superalisa.com or in person at Rock’n’Rose 616 E Burnside, Portland, OR

Dear __________ Wanna watch Battlestar Galactica and Frack? Sincerely, _______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! Get yer nerd on.

Dear________ I’m your bartender, not your bitch. So go fuck yourself. Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

Dear Thanks for re-affirming my need for therapy! Let’s not have sex again, Kay? Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Dear ________ Thank God your cunt is tight enough for me to justify falling in love with you! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Dear __________ Sorry, dude, but your Mom wanted it. (Because she’s a whore) Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Making Custom Cards tonight at Reading Frenzy from 7-9pm!! 1st person to say “I’d do Jordan Catalano” gets a free card.

I’m at Crafty Wonderland until 4pm, making custom Snarky Cards! @ The Doug Fir First person to say Michael Chickliss is a pussy gets a …

I’m making custom cards at Radish Underground 5-9 tonight for 1st Thurs! First person to come up to me and say: Klowns gets a free card!

Your pussy is my happy place! Thanks for giving me a constant boner and a place to put it in. Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com