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Saving SuperAlisa!
Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading
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Steps Of Doom
Dear Internets, Last month, on Seattle’s first night of snowfall, I found this snowman waiting for me at the bus stop as I was heading out to sell. I completely ignored this creepy, retarded, omen of danger. I sell Snarky … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, Snarky Cards, The Bitches
Tagged ambulance chubbies, broken leg, Homoasis, hospitals, Joy, psychic feelings, Seattle, Seattle snow, sister, Snarky Cards, Steps of Doom
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V-Day
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards, brutally honest greeting cards. These cards are rad. They will crack you the fuck up. Everyone always says to me: You must do so well with your Snarky Cards … Continue reading
Posted in New Cards, Places We Love
Tagged Adam Carolla, bartenders, books, broken leg, bullshit holiday, crazy tattoos, Dating, depression, high school, hugging, Ireland, kindness, Love, pos-break-up hook up, Sex, shrink, Snarky Cards, The Aalto, The Triple Nickel, therapy, Valentines Day
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“It’s called friendship. It’s like therapy for poor people.” -Without a Trace
Friday night I went to the Battlestar Galactica showing at The Baghdad Theater, with my Snarky Cards in tow. It was packed. And it was fun. Cort and Fatboy -the radio guys who threw this gig together- announced a couple … Continue reading
Posted in Stories from The Bar, Uncategorized
Tagged Battlestar Galactica, broken leg, Cort and Fatboy, Dorks, friendship, Geeks, Hippy Shit, Invisible Robot Sex, Jake, Kelly's Olympian, Nerd Sex, Nerd-gasm, Pam and Lindsey, Portland Icon, Robot Sex, Seattle, Shit On Your Coffee Table, Snarky Cards, Space Monkey Coffee, The Universe, Viagra, VooDoo Doughnuts, wheelchair
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The Snarky Card Chick Goes Back To The Bar!
So, if you want some good drinking, and good music and some Snarky Cards, come on down! Continue reading
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Tagged Bar Fun, bars, Beer, broken leg, Crazy Bikes, crutch, gimp, New Cards, sexy, Snarky Cards, The Chapman Swifts, Trixie
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The Snarky Card Chick Breaks Her Leg
Dear_______________________________
Over the last several months, rather than saving my extra money for plane fare home, I have squandered all of it on beer. Unfortunately this means I won’t be coming home for the holidays.
I love and miss you all very much, I just love beer more.
Merry Christmas!
Love,___________________________________ Continue reading
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Tagged Beer, broken leg, Christmas, drunk biking, New Snarky Card, Snarky Cards, tv
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