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Do you like, like me?
Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out selling my cards in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs, I don’t take them very seriously, and … Continue reading
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Make my cunt sing
Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I whine about it all the time. And in this entry, I’m going to whine about it some more. Breaking your … Continue reading
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Saving SuperAlisa!
Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading
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Seattle, Finally
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. And 2 weeks ago, I moved from Portland to Seattle. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also … Continue reading
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Moving On
Dear Internets, As some of you know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. … Continue reading
Doctors Who Have Sex in LA
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. And I have them in 35 different stores. And while I make … Continue reading
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New Snarky Christmas Cards!
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Usually, I sell my wares in Portland. But … Continue reading
Snarky Card Chick: Single Again
I’m sorry I’ve neglected you, Internets. For those of you who don’t know, I’m the Snarky Card Chick. I go around to bars (and sometimes parties) selling Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards from a box that hangs beneath my … Continue reading
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