Snarky Card Video 1: Black Jesus!

  Dear Internets, I finally got a new, not-broken phone. Which means now I can record videos for you about

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Happy 3rd Day of Hanukkah!

Dear Internets, As you know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a

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Happy Wedding!!!!!!

Dear Internets, Now that “the gays” are allowed to get married, I totally care about weddings. Straight people get weird

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Sometimes My Vagina Haunts Me

Dear Internets, A few days ago, I realized that some of my old lovers have become my facebook friends. And

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Do you like, like me?

Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out

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Make my cunt sing

Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I

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Saving SuperAlisa!

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of

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