Subscribe!Like reading Snarky Cards online?
Toss a couple bucks in the tip jar and keep them coming.Snarky Samples
Pages
Canadia! Oh how we love thee!
Feminists Are Better Lovers
Jesus!
Shopping: The Opiate of The Masses
Smart People Saying Funny Things
- 4 teenagers, Need I say more?
- Amber Forever
- Avoid this job
- Bad Words
- Boobs, injuries and Dr. Pepper
- Cyndi Meyers is Magic
- Flourish In Progress
- Funnier than my Grandma, and yours
- Funny Ass Shit
- Guilty Squid: Internet Superstar
- Hot Chicks cracking you the fuck up
- Like The Vodka
- Mommy Shorts
- Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
- The Bloggess
- The Bodacious and Bad-Ass Bexter
- The Broad Side
- The Glamorous Life Association
- This is not that blog
Superman Is A Dick
Tags
Alisa Starr Arlette bad sexual decisions bars Battlestar Galactica Betsy The Great bitches boobs broken leg Brutally Honest Greeting Cards Christmas Cards Christmas Snarky Cards Dating Fenbi First Thursday friendship Hilarious Joy Kelly's Olympian loud-mouth bitches Love Meet Super-Alisa! New Cards New Snarky Cards passover penis Portland Radish Underground romance San Francisco Seattle Sex sexy sister snarky Snarky Cards Snarky Paintings Superalisa therapy The Universe typewriter vagina Vagina Spiders Valentines Day whiskey
Tag Archives: Christmas Cards
Sharing Mothers Day
Dear Internets, The relationship between you and your Mom is usually really complicated. I mean, serial killers and rapists usually have crazy Mom issues, right? So, it’s complicated. And if you get it wrong, it goes really wrong. I am … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, Mother's Day, My Shitty Childhood, Snarky Cards
Tagged abusive mom, Abusive Mother, Angry Mother's Day Cards, Christmas Cards, Fake Mom's, friendship, hilarious cards, kindness, Love, mean cards, Mean Cards for Mom's, Mean Mother's Day Cards, mother's day, shitty childhood, Snarky Cards, snarky Mother's Day Cards, substitute mom's
Leave a comment
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also have them for sale in 35 different stores. And recently I … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, Snarky Cards
Tagged Alisa = Asshole, bad at commitment, book publishing, Buffalo Exchange, Cherry Redd, Christmas Cards, coupon code, credit card machine, destiny, Dirty Hands Make and Grow, etsy coupon code, existential dilemma, fear of commitment, fucking existential dilemma, Hawthorne, holiday stress, Ian Tracey, life purpose, life-plan, Michael Shanks, Mottokitty, Mottokitty Portland, New Snarky Cards, OR, overdrawn bank account, publishing company, purpose in life, Radish Underground, Red Light, Rock'n'Rose, selling in bars, sex with Ian Tracey, sex with Michael Shanks, snarky card coupon, snarky card coupon code, Snarky Cards, snarky coupon, snarky etsy coupon code, Snarky Shit, Space Monkey Coffee, square, television show, the money jar, Twilight Artist Collective, whiny, why people get married
1 Comment
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They say horrible things and will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from … Continue reading
Snow is Clean
So, Betsy and I had a Shopping Party and no-one came. To be fair: it was snowing. And we Portlanders are not prepared for snow. In fact, the city of Portland ran out of de-icer, which is why our planes … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Am I a Racist?, Bertie Lou's, bus, Cain Man, Christmas Cards, famous, Grendel's, Hawthorne Hideaway, Love, Michael Rockstar, Rock 'n' Rose, Sandwiches, Snarky Cards, Snow, Snow Cards, The Bonfire, Trimet
1 Comment
The Holiday Snarky Cards Are Here!
Now you can reject your family, embrace a better one, and make your friends feel anti-semitic for not remembering your religion. Continue reading
Posted in Hot Sexy Time!, New Cards, Notes From Strangers
Tagged Christmas Cards, Hanukkah, New Cards, Snarky Cards
Leave a comment
Grendle’s, Yummy Soup and Snark-tastic Holiday Cards!
I am really lucky. My friend, Ivy Ross rode her bike across town on Thursday to get me money from Grendel’s coffee shop and to get Grendle’s more Snarky Cards. They are now the 2nd place in Portland where you … Continue reading
Posted in New Cards, Places We Love, Skanky Skanky Web-Slut!
Tagged cake, Christmas Cards, coffee, Ivy Ross, Snarky Cards
Leave a comment