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Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They say horrible things and will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from … Continue reading
Snow is Clean
So, Betsy and I had a Shopping Party and no-one came. To be fair: it was snowing. And we Portlanders are not prepared for snow. In fact, the city of Portland ran out of de-icer, which is why our planes … Continue reading
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The Holiday Snarky Cards Are Here!
Now you can reject your family, embrace a better one, and make your friends feel anti-semitic for not remembering your religion. Continue reading
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Grendle’s, Yummy Soup and Snark-tastic Holiday Cards!
I am really lucky. My friend, Ivy Ross rode her bike across town on Thursday to get me money from Grendel’s coffee shop and to get Grendle’s more Snarky Cards. They are now the 2nd place in Portland where you … Continue reading
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