Posts Tagged ‘Circus’

The Bicycle Circus

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

I joined a circus once. I needed a ride, and it was going my way, and Kaytea was in it, so she introduced me and I worked really hard and they fed me whiskey and kept me dirty and at the end of it all, Kaytea and I were go-go dancers.

body-vs-bike-modsIt’s called Cyclecide, and someday I’m gonna hang with them again. They make crazy-cool bikes; one of which breathes fire. They also make rides out of bikes. It’s fuckin’ awesome.

The other night, seeing Fenbi play at the after-party for the Nanda (also circus folk) show reminded me of my circus days.

So, as a tribute to the Bicycle Circus, I posted another bike card, for the Bike-Kids of the world to hit on and reject other Bike-Kids with. I hope you like it.

And don’t forget! I’m going to be at The Fenbi Show tonight at 8pm @ The Ash Street Saloon! I’ll have new “The economy sucks” Snarky Cards! It’s gonna rock and roll!

Fenbi Show: Inauguration Day @ the Ash Street Saloon!

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Hey, Internet, I just wanted you to know that I’m going to be at the Fenbi International Superstars Show tomorrow night, at The Ash Street Saloon Show starts at 8pm! For those of you who don’t know, Fenbi Fuckin’ Rock.

    This is from their St. Patricks Day Show. They don't always look like fuckin' Leprechauns. But they're pretty hot Leprechauns, aren't they?

This is from their St. Patricks Day Show. They don't always look like fuckin' Leprechauns. But they're pretty hot Leprechauns, aren't they?

They’re 4 hot guys who write their own Rockin’ Irish Drinking songs; mostly about drinkin’ and fuckin’. The songs are hilarious, and high energy, and by the end of each one, you’re usually raising your glass and singin’ along, or throwing it down so you can get at the dance floor.

I’ll be there, and I’ll have new Snarky Cards to sell to all you fuckers. -New “The Economy Sucks” cards are here!

So come and celebrate this new world where our President is black and smart, and not a jackal-sell-out; by getting wasted and dancing your asses off while cute boys sing you some Rock ‘n’ Roll.