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Room-mates
In my long and interesting life, I have had 41 room-mates. I’ve liked about 5 of them. Most of them I don’t talk to anymore. Most of them were psychos. You know room-mates: they keep you up at night with … Continue reading
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Super-Alisa: Sometimes Creepy
For those of you who don’t know, I sell Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. Today I had a show at the Sellwood Masonic Lodge. And by show I mean “Craft Show”. You never know what you’re going to get … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad Daddy, child, condoms, Craft Show, creepy, cunt-teasing, family-friendly, inmate talk, Kids, Masonic Lodge, molest, secrets, Snarky Cards, Stranger-Danger, Superalisa
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